Surprised by a Bum

What you need to do is tell all your neighbors about this before doing it. A few weeks before a 30th birthday party you have one of your female friends dress up as a bum. She will be kinda be looking in your neighbors garbage on garbage day. Make sure you say honey look at that, that lady is looking in the neighbors garbage. Your friend does not have to touch it. This should go on for 2 wks. On the  3 week you will plan to have this persons birthday outside (maybe in the garage w/ garage door open) make sure to have neighbors put garbage out even if it is not garbage day... then you will be having your b-day party and then say oh my honey there is that garbage bum again.. make sure to have at least chips and pop out in the open. Then have your friend(the garbage bum) walk up to you and ask you for some food in a descised voice. You will say sure go ahead. Your significant other will be looking at you funny, it will be funny. Make sure to tell all that is coming so it will really be funny to see  the birthday persons reaction. then the lady will go walk down the drive as if she is going to leave but she will turn around and decide to hang out. You make sure to tell Your friend( the bum) to ask the b-day boys friends for a dollar or two. If no one will give up any then you announce okay guys lets give this poor old lady a buck or two huh. then go collect. Once you get the $$$ then have your "bum friend" go behind the b-day boy (make sure the b-day boy is sitting down in a chair) and she will kiss him on the check. He will probably then say get the hell out of here. then she will take off the disguise and everyone will have a good laugh.. we did it, it was the funniest thing I ever saw. Even my grandmother was bent over laughing.. Only do this if the b-day person does not have an immediate temper. Good Luck and lots of laughs. p.s. then give the $ collected to the b-day person